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Monday, December 01, 2014


NOVEMBER 2014
I encourage all men to try on a pair of tights. Someone larger than rooms and hurricanes. Meaning you can't see through them at all or very little. I consider a skirt, then I peer into my drawer full of tights. Will the ornaments of your authority be revealed? The song was bursting inside you. Milk colder than moon. I think it’s more for the woman’s psyche to know all this is happening underneath. She is now able to step off the plane and into skirts. With passion like that, it is a wonder how he kept those tights on. I’m a huge fan of tights! Suspender tights include a intercourse appeal to your outfits. It's amazing how many outfits look great with yellow tights. As far as I know he made only one bed. How about the buffalo? You smell bad and you broke my railing. Another ocean rushing out. And the axle doesn't even get wet. Tugging on the same old black tights day after day after day. If your legs are cold put some tights or stockings on. I have loved wearing pantyhose and tights since I can remember. Fresh knickers in drawers. What the boys call a tremendous envelope. I never feel the discomfort of the tights once I'm outside with snow in my face. These tights will not fail you. I raised my legs, causing an upheaval. Caress the suffering branches, for I have permission. Tights will become your new best friend this winter. And I will tell you the most of my memory of you. The racing pulse, the shortness of breath and lust that overcomes me for a great piece of hosiery.


Saturday, November 01, 2014


OCTOBER 2014
I was thinking funeral. You can hike up your skirt a little more to get a little more deeper and interactive with your patient. It feels SO good to be wearing tights again! All I can see is the pain I imagine. No matter where I am, I am always standing on this street. She found herself walking down a crowded street, but the people were made of paper. Sail through tights heaven, and wiggle into your favorite pair with me. It must be a habit around here of buying cool tights then never wearing them. Tights and stockings can make a look even more feminine. What's the point of wearing a nice dress? Hence the penguin problem. Hugged by a mob of intensely affectionate hamsters. Even this late, the bones of the body shine. Here in sleep, rivalry is reserved. It was then I knew my exile's full extent. Nothing is more maddening than coaxing out the melons in your garden. The rules for wearing tights and the best places to buy them. A spray of the perfume that I am wearing on the day will also be added to the stockings. Against wind's silk direction the tide is flowing. This morning officially ushered in the season of the tights. Her tights are basically the fall ground beneath her. It's all about black tights. I'm too rambunctious to keep my tights in pristine condition. I seriously love wearing tights and boots with a sweater dress. Every beautiful woman is a corpse. When should you start wearing tights? We think every girl should twinkle. Black sheer tights with a seam up the back to signify the woman. I don’t think there are enough tights in this world. I literally have had a love affair with lace since I have known myself. I definitely have a weakness for beautiful tights.


Wednesday, October 01, 2014


SEPTEMBER 2014
Abandoning the poems that were never ours though we wrote them. To beat the fox, my uncle drove off. I mean, tights are always good. I dip every object I own into vinegar. Almost everyone talks the same way about love. Salivating over free stockings and chocolate. I'm always amazed at men who are too timid to try something like pantyhose. And to shed some light on these warm and kind friends to women’s legs. I love the way you draw fishnets. But there he was, selling tights from a building around the corner. I also like that these tights always generate compliments. And then it got dark and I pulled on my tights. One day I was wearing a summer dress, and the next day I was on a hunt for a pair of tights! I can see the woman breathing. All around, the dead were cheering me on. You need to know that women wish to look captivating. The cutest way to transition sunny day dresses into the new season is with cute cardigans and even cuter tights. She just liked to go around kissing harpsichords. But the sun is still shining in Glasgow. We are moments away from the oboe. What happened to the old heart is the scary part. Don't even bother looking at any other tights ever again. This will help keep the dots from stretching out! Go for a sheer black or nude nylon to accentuate the reveal at the top of your foot. Let your tights sit for a minute or two simply because they are too hot to touch. She was small and she was very pretty. My mom handed me a bag of old tights a few months ago. And clutched a reindeer with a yellow bandana. The depths of the sea swallows that red light. Mechanism to modify the door and way to break the door.


Monday, September 01, 2014


AUGUST 2014
And, when I blink, all lines converge. Horizontal shapes should be avoided if you have muscular sides. I'm jealous that you're wearing tights right now. Substitute your legs with onions and now you got some onions that can breathe too. For anyone suffering through a scorching August day, picture having to wear tights. Although we’re in the middle of summer I sometimes get tempted to wear knits, hats, and tights. The extra bit of fabric will protect your legs from the chilly weather. Windows were everywhere and my body was adorned in a shiny leotard and ripped tights. These specific types of stockings can be rather tricky to track down. I really love the creativeness behind the tights. It has emerald wings. It has more the air of an altar than the table has. A man can get damned tired of toads. I always feel incomplete and unfinished if I am not wearing nude hose, black tights or fishnets. Locusts reveal themselves one to another to yet another. Heels, black nylon hose, and a formidable silk tweed suit. It’s time to wear tights and women everywhere are celebrating! Spray your tights with hairspray every morning. Passing a mirror in a dusky corridor. This is how tongues make mistakes. My excuse is, I have a beautiful woman. And think good thoughts about a hippopotamus. And a beautiful lady in pink tights flew high above our heads. A nurse adjusting her pantyhose in the staff bathroom. Walk around a bit in your skirt or dress with tights before going to work. Then he began to kiss me, up my legs on the outside of my tights. You've never zipped on a platitude. In those days men with the same face shot one another. Then the seashells are in our midst. It's hard to represent the return of the sun by the coiling of a hippopotamus. When you choose, take the shepherd's arm, leave.


Friday, August 01, 2014


JULY 2014
The exact shade of purple to match her purple tights. Next, add your nylons. I was alone in the midnight field. Should she have paid for the tights herself? My own tights are bigger around the thigh. Tights are what you are looking for. I was feeling stylish in my skirt suit, tights and boots. I'm all opaque, all the time. The air was like a bullet made out of silk. The wolves cry the great name. Standing in the sun of another country. Let the earth have it. This is a music of the heart's solidity. The various silence the city required of me. I hold my shark's tooth like a sort of charm. Either way, you're drawing attention to the tights. What’s this all been about then — this existential problem in tights. Some paths depend on abstraction. No one had ever heard of an albino angel. And generally did every imaginable thing possible to make hosiery look sexy and appealing. I searched high and low for my dream tights. A pluperfect halo, both circle and square. You can gift me your used tights any day. I and my wife will keep to one another and let the world go hang. Each type of tights has its unique benefits. Arriving with raw insides knifed from spine. Winds, we can tell, are jealous. They laughed when I sat down at the piano. Was like the Roman method for making bees. This is because colourful tights are still new. Holding her caption derails my vision to the left.


Tuesday, July 01, 2014


JUNE 2014
Let the tights do all the talking. I had regrets that I had not purchased some tights while in Ukraine. The girls didn't even know I was wearing tights! Unit of three frogs at the southwest corner. When you get lipstick on your tights! This is important because attaching the foot to the leg can be a bit confusing. It’s pretty clear that my legs need all the help they can get. Would you wear gloves in July? The family head sometimes hears a little voice. They’re just tights made of a diaphanous material. Match your clothes and shoes to the tights to give the illusion of longer legs. Should pantyhose for women be a requirement for Church attendance? I was pleasantly surprised by these tights. Their wardrobe is filled with sturdy black tights. Just put several seeds in the toe of a pair of pantyhose and wet it twice daily. A choir gives back menace and echo. The symmetry of a peeled pear under a cemetery wall. I think you need striped tights with frilled socks to really enjoy puddles. To add some 'skin' to the bones I used a pair of tights. Especially if you add a sweater, tights and boots. The lonely house by the graveyard is uninhabited. I dreamt of a watermelon. I say any blade in my hand is just my hand. I thought you were a wheelbarrow. I brought you here to discuss tights. Outside a train sings its whale song. Tights offer comfort and feminine styling. His mind will keep reverting to the last biscuit on the plate. I hear them walking about on the ceiling. We will never be in a room as full or as empty.


Sunday, June 01, 2014


MAY 2014
I had no idea how these strange shapes can turn into a pair of tights. I hoped she’d die, though tried to love her. Yet I see only tights. Your lack of seriousness is a total thing of beauty. The water didn't belong to the water. If I have to wear tights, I figured I'd at least keep a theme. You can't go wrong with a great pair of pantyhose this time of year! Wearing tights is easy with dresses. I am truly obsessed with all tights, whether it’s sheer, opaque or specialty tights like lace and crochet. Sheer or opaque tights under your shorts are a great solve! You notice the old nurse wears a girdle as she bends over you. My favorite part of being goth was the fishnets and lacy stockings. And I was in love with them, because they were all I had left. Like a jaguar who once drank rain off the leaves. It doesn't matter where I sleep. Turn your tights around. Opaque black stars scattered across sheer tights, for the chic space explorer. A planet you no longer stand on. You cannot identify the plaid until you are standing close to the person wearing it. The underpants were set on fire. But they inharmoniously intrude to interrupt the conveyance of a total image of grace. Or you could just keep on wearing your black tights! And somehow I feel a bit more like a lady in them. Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls? The silver glittering pattern sparkles along your legs and across the room wherever you go. Tights with small peas will be suitable for those who get hesitated by numerous looks of the surrounding people. Tights (black ones especially) sexually appeal to many males and enhance many mysterious feelings. They could also work well for sexy time of course. Only you and your mirror will know it is the same pair of tights. Let the tights do all the talking. I find they add just the right amount of jazzy sophistication without too much fuss!


Thursday, May 01, 2014


APRIL 2014
When you touch that fabric, it touches you back. I’ve never been fond of wearing sheer nylons during winter. The body says, I am a galaxy. lexicon: love, I, you. You must remember the rain—its teeth. We decided to wear some tights because they kept us warm. The snags in her stockings add edge and a bit of mystery. I became addicted to hosiery fifty years ago and never pass up the opportunity to wear it. I tried wearing it in January and almost cried. I got complimented on my messy hair and stockings, so that made me smile. I've had this umbrella since college and I'm still in love. (The thrill along my spine!) But no peasants will have colour. I love how the nude bronze hose doesn't make a noticeable difference. I have a new affinity for sheer black tights! We decided to make him wear the black skin tights. Galaxies roll through unimagined zones. Tights always make your legs smooth, stylish, and elegant. I ended up laying on the floor taking photos of my shoes. I live for tights I want these tights. Our general was elsewhere, but we drowned. And that first chance was to church! These clothes look their beautiful design and beautiful look. These tend to be mistaken for pantyhose because they almost have the same feel but actually totally different. Members attended located of alleged incident and found no party occurring. Who will speak when I don't know which side I'm on. I should trust men who wear tights. And so she didn't kill herself that afternoon. He never doubts his queen’s devotion. Clouds are white but they darken.


Tuesday, April 01, 2014


MARCH 2014
Not giving it shape, but giving in to the shapes. And you cannot go wrong with black tights and shoes. Lady must learn how to seduce using just a pair of pantyhose. We might as well make sure that our hosiery is going to be the best. She asks, holding two fistfuls of tights. There is so much that can be done with a black dress. I have half of my tooth in my hand. The tights will keep them from rubbing and clinking up against each other. I could sit down, but this is more fun. They are necessary if you experience real winters and enjoy wearing dresses. And she's warned me that they're the weirdest nude. Or, you can try propping your foot on a chair and reaching between your legs to clip the stocking in place. They shall henceforth be one of my warmest pairs of tights! I walked through that airport proudly with my black tights. Blue legs and stockings, the language of birds, bees and flowers. Her thin tan pantyhose, her skirt. She was wearing those tights which all the girls wear. An angel, but that is not the word I would use for it. Strangle your straight legs. I wanted to make the tights the surprise highlight of the outfit. I stand in front of history and feel nothing. The worms will give us their verdict. I love that it doesn’t have extra male junk space that I was expecting in the crotch area. I wear the required uniform. His garter would look handsome on his fishnet tights. A pair of thick black tights slides on easily. One seems to have no bones. Yes, definitely back to tights. And they won't be keen on analysing the shudder. The fairy had big translucent wings and bright purple tights. Grass on your smile please you around a winding road.


Saturday, March 01, 2014


FEBRUARY 2014
No more weird stupid whiskers at my crotch. Off my kneecap like a bullet. Think of all the fun he’ll have peeling those layers off of you. Those things that make girls’ legs look even more awesome. Now arrange crows to reflect sky with their wings. (no cold legs here), and they have words on them. We both have a basket of tights. You kiss my mouth, which tastes like your mouth. Tights that are thick would work quite well. These tights are so adorable that I really wanted to show them off. I'm sure there's lots I don't know about ladies tights, but I'm eager to learn. We can take the nude tights as a symbol that simultaneously represents ideas of oppression and vulnerability. Sometimes a little coverage on the legs is all we need to keep warm. A pair of tights will do. To be a dress is best. I like the way they help channel a vintage and romantic vibe. I love that my tights are not in anyway sedate or ordinary. There is great comfort in slipping into a pair of woolly tights on a freezing morning. On some cold days I’ve actually gone to the extreme of doubling up and wearing two pairs of pantyhose. Try out new silhouettes. I love how they make me feel: totally sexy and very cool. There's nothing like a pair of colourful tights to brighten up an otherwise boring dress. I thought galactic tights would be the way to go. It sounded like a cube of restless ocean. The land undoes its lingerie laces. Skillfully using my hands to keep my legs together. Hearts are my thing and I like them any day of the year. Hearts are perfectly acceptable all year round.


Saturday, February 01, 2014


JANUARY 2014
The impulse that sparks the heart. I even worried that I would lose all of the rhinestones during the evening. Today is Thursday, so I'll die. The whole reason I wear tights is to COVER my legs. Currently, I'm somewhere between icicle and popsicle. But the loved have a history of shifting. Actually they're the same story, only told in different languages. These tights are simply perfect. Good tights are what all of you cold people need right now. Rub candles with an old pair of pantyhose. In Paraguay, a woman shops. Pale kernels swallowed in faith to nourish the migration. I don't know about you, but even in the winter, I wear lots of dresses. These are the narrow moments. A picture of glitter and shadow a kinetic kaleidoscope its eyes. The last sun did not say to him: I am the last sun. And the belly actually feels comfortable over the belly. I love seeing the difference between these two dresses. How had she gotten to the train in the first place? I always, always wear black. The tights were on the move again. This electricity of your obituary. I couldn't keep my shoulders away from my ears, apparently. The moon snags the train of its wedding dress in the blackberry brambles. This poem is about a spoon. We saw the dark circles; we were the dark circles. What's burnt is always burning. It is SO important to just be yourself and not care about what other people think. Receiving new stockings via the mail system is surely one of my great pleasures. Tights, also known as nylons, are exactly that; made of nylon. Apparently I was yearning for the Great City of Romance when I bought these flirty tights.



Wednesday, January 01, 2014


DECEMBER 2013
Hitler also told him Paul Newman was a space alien who had been born in a cave on the moon. Black and white, limbs you loved to draw. Red windows, shut your red mouths. Across the street, the normal pigeons eat. If it's cold enough to wear tights then you shouldn't be exposing your toes! The wife's gone off to Victoria to elect a new bishop for Vancouver Island. Because you’re on a smaller point, you have to stack your bones. So sad I hadn't any nut. Instead they glide on and sit nicely over the skin. There's a cure for that now. She turns the water on and slowly soaks all her outfit. And then there's my heart—it belongs to you. To feel you untie the knotted throat. And yachts have come out to climb on the sea's face. I actually bought two of the sheep. It means that you never know which tights you will get! An alphabet made of trees. What can it Nature to be a woman! But we write our poems when the sun goes down. The tree the omega point of a labyrinth. We met too late. That’s why we ask about pantyhose. The first time I put them on, my legs felt instantly cooled. Every time I stepped out of my apartment someone stopped me to ask if these were tights. Don’t be afraid to have some fun with your legwear. Tights have improved so much through the years. And the birds go on mocking what Ovid makes of them. Green lights everywhere, seen, if not understood. (bee queen of my dream). Good silence swaddled soon in the robin's weird devotion. Each day I wait for the blue to vanish.



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