Posted 11:45 AM by Brian McCloskey
MAY 2003
I don’t care how many times you measure a skull. Taking the hint, I dressed from head to toe in the pantyhose and lounged in a long, hot steamy bath. Is the ghost of Elvis stealing your diet secrets? My head was between her breasts, where it seemed to be spending a lot of time lately. This bra is soon shed, followed by the boots, pants, and panties. It sends out a mortality signal. Stinking hair has been suggested. Be careful, these are not sentences. And I’ll die alone with nine toes. Why are the chairs? My control top panel is in shards. It’s almost stupid if we didn’t. All my other clothes are unlucky. Or if you remember something that isn’t totally idiotic. Unless the monkeys started hurting people. There’s lots of messy wrestling that soon leads to messy hugs and long, deep kisses. I think she was grotesque. Every generation hyphenates the way it wants. His house has no furniture. Tuesday is wearing a black business suit, blue blouse, black lingerie and heels – and ends up nude. It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt! They have not been allowed to have a horizontal conversation. The most extraordinary display of blue objects. Knees, shoulders, spine are required to adore. It also represents a penis. The two pigs weighed exactly the same. Back and forth, I tell you, I’m a wigwam. How much does Mickey Rooney weigh on the moon? The pie’s your heart. Three white leopards sat under a juniper tree. But there was no way that this would have included a rhinoceros.

Posted 11:43 AM by Brian McCloskey
APRIL 2003
Clams don’t have teeth. And this is only Thursday morning. I am a lamp. Amazon goddess seeks lowly and generous slave to worship my stockinged feet. I started thinking about how good it would be to get her in bed with me with those tights and leotard on. Show me a tree that’s different. It looks like you’re messing with the ferret again. You’re upset because we gave them your old giraffe. I want to have filthy, dirty, sweaty sex. You have an enchanting musk. We came out of it naturally the worst. Woodwinds trading motifs. And why would a box lie to a person? It was time for me to start wearing nylons. Beautiful women who wink. This slinky, vivacious redhead exhibits a lot of attitude, her eyes will really draw you in. The girls are very sensual as they fondle and suck each other’s nipples and rub their butts. Sometimes a dwarf was used. The roads leading to a castle that doesn’t exist. Would I be able to find a buffalo or not? We didn’t have an elephant in Liverpool. She seduced a man from Pakistan with a penguin fetish. I threw my buzzer. This room is surrounded by film. What fun it is to talk to an intelligent woman wearing stockings as she crosses her legs. In some attempt to make her appearance even sexier, she bought and wore a pair of black nylon pantyhose. You must let the cut make itself. It’s the only carpet in the world with a moving lump. I almost killed a lady. Because its ribs are broken I want to laugh.