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Saturday, December 01, 2012


NOVEMBER 2012
I still take pleasure in sharing my zeal for tights.  Love toes in nylon. While my pantyhose itched and my atheist. I can't help falling in love with those purple fishnet tights! You might have a blind salamander's chance. Fling out the hooves of your hands! It’s no secret that I love wearing tights. A window gives birth to a thousand windows. Under all that nasty mud, I'm wearing the perfect tights. I can't tell you how excited I am to be wearing tights! When the snow came you said you loved me. I can barely even comprehend the idea of snow. I stepped outside yesterday in a new dress and tights. She soon warmed to them when she realised they were stockings. (or stockings, or pantyhose, whichever your prefer). Apart from the knees they are not prone to aging so quickly. Had she ever even fully savoured the joys of being a transvestite? An unvoiced series of sentences. I tend to buy tights because of how beautiful or crazy they look. I’m always thinking about shiny tights. The angels know us one by one. But if you are a tall woman, wear shoes that make you look taller! Everything looks better with black lace tights and leather boots! People are used to seeing me in colourful tights, heels and miniskirts. The men are young and this is a song. This time the bikini will be used in the magic act. Stockings give her the confidence she needs to go on stage. My predator pockets the ring and slinks away. I know you like the dark. Polishing shoes and removing leeches by taking them off after swimming in tropical fresh water.


Thursday, November 01, 2012


OCTOBER 2012
Tights enable me to wear dresses and be a little bit lady like. And for what, except for you, do I feel love? A girl has to have a pair of black tights. Them tights done met its match! In adulthood they get sexy. I thought it did laid out on the bed. I enjoyed coming home and slowly slipping into them. What do I wear with brown dresses? That's the channel the elastic goes through to bend, meaning that their legs bend backwards! Love goes away the way this river flows away. The sad night ticks like a homemade bomb. How do you do business with a man who has no door? Let me help you put those tights on. And of course you can’t look at fudge again. But this is not my ultimate goal. The calves press against the geometrical surface almost to the point of bursting. If it ripped, I was almost positive I was attempting to put on a pair of stockings. There is no better layering piece than a nice sheer black tight. How can you sting somebody opening their eyes? This hat is an idiot. I never knew that those cozy little rascals can be so warm and elegant at the same time. The worst thing that can happen happened here. The females they are looking for are microscopic. Not the actual punched heart, but the hole it leaves behind. That owl gone hunting is the ghost. Our tights really are more than tights. He broke his seat! The light blue opaque tights look great on her or any other attractive woman for that matter. Pantyhose should seem like an old friend. I would slowly lift up her skirt and straddle her and lightly rub myself against her. The red tights pull everything together.


Monday, October 01, 2012


SEPTEMBER 2012
My burning desire for dark pantyhose overwhelmed my fear of God. That way you still don't get ink on your leg. Then you just prance around the house until the tights dry. Do update your stash of black tights, and pair them with a bright shoe! What's half tight, half sock and all genius? Leave your sleeve behind, and wear your heart on your legs. My breasts are sensing that this one knows something. I told myself I would ask her about her tights. The most perfect badge in the history of badges. The ones in your hands are probably the right size. Or visually lengthen your legs by wearing the same shade as your shoes. I do think you should throw a pair of tights on him and see what happens. Flesh to feast on, bones to gnaw on. I got to wear tights for the first time this week. Try and find a raincoat in Brazil. The colder months have the potential to be dark and depressing. That's just another man in tights trying to save the world. When the little lady puts this on all she wants to do is twirl. My winter wardrobe formula is to take a dress I’ve been wearing all summer long and add pair of tights. I will only call the ocean. And though I have a drawer overflowing with tights, I still keep stocking up. That's that new thing people are doing. A robot nervously kicked the electric coffin. Wearing tights with hearts on the knees make me want to jump for joy. And I'm a known freeze baby. I always aspire to wear tights and boots. The leaves are coming down which means the tights are going up in our house. But nothing beats the feeling of pantyhose. See anything green? It should be about dreams of beauty.


Saturday, September 01, 2012


AUGUST 2012
Still, this I believe: there are walls, and then there are walls. Scintillating flames in the vision, reaching down or crawling up. But the sheer fact of hosiery is sexy in and of itself. Horses who just want to sit under a tree and look at a cloud. In smoky bluish depths, the mermaids wish. I was almost half way to making tights for an octopus. Other universes stack up. Rain bounces back into itself from the road. I feel drier and less damp in opaques. It makes sense as they were slightly transparent and at certain angles I could see my knickers through them!   I prefer shape to skin. My friend watches chicken embryos form their hearts. The white tights! Better to carve waves in grieving space. I have to be knitted back together. Makes you wonder what the one in green tights did to make someone angry! In an Albanian's sense of paradise. Plastic duck, the flute that's rusted. Conjugations of spoons in the refectory. Flashing and flashing, ejecting their sperm into the sea. Hey...does my penis look big in these tights? Its frozen magma a squat imperial throne. The tiny smudge of a dog sleeping. In a nutshell wear the tights. I know there isn't that much difference between tights. Possession of a stolen shovel. Your fur shines with a halogen brilliance. Do you have a garment that you're just dreaming to find? We love about time is what we love. It's up to you whether you want the spiders on the front or back of your legs. None of which addresses the bread people.


Wednesday, August 01, 2012


JULY 2012
Italian boys grew onions and garlic. And slow talk is how gods murmur. This is because I am the sky. A kiss is a salt mirage in smitten air. Brass in my bewildered hand. Eye have always loved listening to language like this. This dream is too dry. Tell me about your tights and what you do in them. My heart drains like sand from a shoe. We must protect the world from time's corrosion. And then a hand smaller than my hand covered Wisconsin. But now I'm wandering through a maze whose every prospect pleases. Watching an orgy, in Russia or elsewhere. I did the first time I got married because I didn't want my thighs to rub together. What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat? The galaxy print makes my hormones go crazy. And tights being tights, they don't do that. I wanted softer touches. I love the idea of a freezer stacked with tights. A considerate partner would have responded in a red suit. He asks for a dozen apples, I tell him my uncle is a little worse. Pantyhose are much like a person, strong yet unique. In the silences there was a great sea between us. Adding flare to an outfit and making the wearer feel happy, sexy and confident. I went to get my stubborn pony. One is meant to mimic bare legs, one isn't. I'd love to live somewhere that made it possible for me to dress like this all year round. She offered me some of her tights to deal with the issue. You can't see what the mirror doesn't show. Have you ever grown your own leeks before? A heart wants to be used, fed.


Sunday, July 01, 2012


JUNE 2012
There is no rhythm of events. The two patterns should be opposites, but still complement one another. We're a bunch of suicidal spiders. And try to figure out if we danced with any transvestites. We are descendants of the second cell. It had the sound of a snake slipping out of a refrigerator. The buttons on that dress, the grief of that cold water. Love's blade might strike the jetting vein again. It's simple: I'd like to buy and wear all I can see! Ducks are good because they have no arms. I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great. Who will you dream of tonight? It is an attractive way to make your jeans extraordinary. These are more tangerine and feel delicious on. Sometimes the tights consumed me. The fox burying his grandmother under a hollybush. Throb, a throb, a pulsing proud erect. I have to look nude but not be nude. I felt an electric jolt as I slid them onto my legs. Time's ruins build eternity's mansions. Do you often hang packages of human hair in the vines around here? London's teapot and I'm simply teapot all over me. Tiny roulette planets fly from his hands. She dreamed of having had an unspoken unremembered conversation with a horse whose name had been Joseph. We are the country that is tamed by children. If you can slip it over some hose, you're good. My spirit animal is going to eat your spirit animal. I was told long ago that the pink tights show the lines better. The cotton seam should stretch enough to go over her head. I spent the whole evening convinced people were staring at my legs.


Friday, June 01, 2012


MAY 2012
Some strand determines infatuation as a daughter's fate. They're just so hard to part with! Swim the magic ocean I've been crying all these years. They seemed to gain a second wind from the brush with mortality. Tights are meant to cover and accentuate the form. I spent the afternoon running around my garden in checked tights and eyeliner. Think of him as Brian and kick the snot out of him. Danger was greenest blue, was red, was a green tune filled with cats. I'm ready for a pillow. We were kissing, and then we weren’t, and you had your face between my legs. It was like reading another language; a language I should have picked up in my teens. This tiny spiral staircase in the corner appears to be moving. It may even give you a rush of excitement to make a purchase now. I love the feel of multiple layers of tights on my legs. Who was this saint of glass? Elephants whose tusks went to Connecticut. It was an elegant umbrella and the ferrule was barely scratched. They keep talking until they reach December. Tights are designed to cover the entire leg and the hip. One who is preoccupied with displaying their own internal struggles. Have you ever wore tights and a pink tutu and whirled and twirled all day? Now you can perform an underwater ballet with this tutu and tights! The first slaughter is for victory, but the second slaughter is for grief. These are the stockings I am wearing, and one reason why I want to wear a short dress. After a few questions, the groundskeeper laughed. A pair of mannequin legs turned upside down and fitted with nylon stockings. And it always says that it's the shirt that went wrong. October loves these patterned tights. I think I’m going to spend this summer living in tights. The tights findings in Iceland have been quite resplendent. But once you move back into black, you're in the realm of stockings again.


Tuesday, May 01, 2012


APRIL 2012
What the ocean wants, it takes. They enter and exit through mirrors of blood. Who doesn't love a good octopus? What a fun way to punch up my constant rotation of dresses and tights. As if we're gathering stones in our skirts. I may begin to fold myself. I do not know the names of things. We meet a priest who pulls a rope. I put on some fun tights and a cute dress just to sit in my office upstairs. Causing it to slowly creep up the front of my legs, and eventually bulge out at the crotch. Jesus wasn't a snowman. I need to start thinking outside the hue families. I am a girl and I do not mind. I have to say, it looked like one hell of a kiss. Does change the polymer chain and make them more durable. One more excuse to throw on a pair before summer. To be able to stroke the softness of them is a sensual experience as well as an erotic one. Crushed stones as bright as heaven's salt. I love these tights and woke up this morning and decided to be silly. Does it only work on white stockings or it is more effective with other colours? I came to dance with the Puerto Rican women. I love brides in tights!!! Don't ask why the print reminds me of a teacher. The dead splintered like ghosts. The earth being broken, or the sound we make. Yet their pale iridescence pleases me. To sniff those tights after practice. I twisted and manipulated silk in the same way I would with dumplings. Presumes to be a clementine. Can be squeezed for something far more nourishing.


Sunday, April 01, 2012


MARCH 2012
Like watery words awash, like meanings said. There is a fine line between prostitute fishnets and trendy fashion fishnets! Tights are enduring products of style that reflect the tastes of a woman. How about starting with green legs! Tonal vertical stripes gives your legs subtle and sexy style. In America even a pig can aspire to immortality. In the end, it's all about the black tight. I was scared to wear it because it reminded me of a bumble bee. I tried to put my hands in my pocket AND cross my legs. Now it's dark. That way there is no unsightly bulge at the waist. I wrote a letter and I gave it to Jenny. After 24 hours, remove the pantyhose from the freezer and let it thaw naturally. If you feel you must wear something on your legs, black tights or good nude hose. These tights have opened a whole new world to me. Our heads are just houses without enough windows. That way, you lessen the chance of things snagging on the stockings when they're in your drawer. He was found naked except for black stockings and a garter belt. The plants are moving under the rug. (The elephants are, anyway.) Lay both legs of the tights together, and begin painting the second leg. I am crazy about sorbet stockings. Just imagine the pantyhose with the skulls on that physical specimen. The belt reminds me of a deck of cards. The door was real and the door was earnest. Clear blue skies following a rainy day (much like today!) May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen. Brian stay out of the hospital. When I'm your partner, I suffer a lot. Go Clippers! And we got to talking about how they fight off pirates (they do).


Thursday, March 01, 2012


FEBRUARY 2012
There is nothing more beautiful than a vulnerable grid. With each false breath, you are drifting closer. My sister is obsessed with skulls. Naturally they’d be European. The night my father died I buried myself. Try wearing them when they will barely be seen to get in the habit. The pond mistakes itself for the time being. I feel as though i am walking on a cloud. Surprisingly I have never worn it with blue tights. He felt his tights allowed women to run and catch a cab and still look elegant. Signs wave their arms as we pass over. And when he thought of sex, it was as of a process which could tear him limb from limb. My Eyes meet my Eyes but they are not my Eyes. No grumpiness or surliness for this gal; just bright red tights. I was terrified for the entire hour I was in there. Nobody knows why a zombie quickly sat on the grumpy candle. However, this particular elephant nervously cleaned a dancing pile of biscuits. A cat painted a screaming gardener. And so, the monkey destroyed a confusing dead body. Put me near a stage and I yearn for tights. The robot angrily kicked the flaming paper. There is always one left behind on the shore. Or, at a pinch, tights. Can you please come here and rip my tights? And even some questionable licking. I personally find elephant ankles sexy. But since that's covered by the corset, it'll look correct. Nothing's changed, I still love my tights! I was taught to think about love in Chinese.


Wednesday, February 01, 2012


JANUARY 2012
Perfume has no gender. Uncover the nakedness of an unknown body in the fields of blue. It's the sparkle you become when you conquer anxiety. The river felt she wanted salt. Roll my vertebrae out like dice. Only I wondered if I threw out my shaving water. I am the bastard naked before the bitch. She writes foot fortunes money times over in the nursery dust with her capital thumb. She astonished reporters with that remark. A buttonhole for Sputnik. After their battle thy fair bosom. I could easily have gone out with a nail at sunset. There's no sabbath for nomads. Never slip the silver key through your gate of golden age. Pass the fish for Christ's sake! The moon is very important to me. How hopeful pigs are. The dress is great with delicate shoes and tights for weddings. If I start to fish, something is wrong. Peeling the nylon from the layer of sweat on our legs. The overgrown moss looks incredible! Pick up the cloak and go! Each rock electric as a brain. Sleep is water. Kissing pebbles, visiting your veins, telling you mythologies. Her frozen steps will melt beyond definition. She wakes to a mouthful of husbands. A myth is a lie breathed through silver. They are a sliver of light within the atlas of time. I have to remind myself it’s beautiful. They're not just for warmth anymore.


Sunday, January 01, 2012


DECEMBER 2011
And time and fire and time and hunger and time plus time. I want the words to rebuild the house in shambles. The skeletal airs of oboe and bassoon. Her collarbone, hips, knees and perfect feet. My face literally turned as red as my tights! To acquiesce like a dead sponge does. My palm is too wide to squeeze into them. Sometimes she bites the cats, but even they find it adorable. The sun finds a place on our skin and has no need to make it shine. As you can see, I am definitely enjoying these tights. One night you said you could see her smile again. I want actually opaque tights. Venus, after all, is the queen of the morning. I walked home with eyes that melted snow. Before long that itchy goose began to strut around the office like a lunatic. Do you remember when you were a little girl and your mom dresses you up with skirts with white tights! We had no such exotica at our table. Sometimes, given atmospheric change and mines, your toe explodes. It actually got to be so much that I was sure people were actually mocking me. The strength of human ingenuity and the beauty of having fun whatever the temperature. Quit when your thighs feel tremble and have difficulty supporting you. Panthers lope silently among the trees. Of little use to her now was the pistol she kept in her underwear drawer. The wallet woke up. It's hard to describe, but I think tights feel great to wear. No song would escape for a month or more. O what the songs didn't tell us! In those days men with the same face shot one another. He resembled a stuffed armadillo, an ageless iguana. Some eggs don't even exist. We experience a hilarity of misadventures in our pursuits of sexual pleasure. 


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