Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
NOVEMBER 2010
I would start with purchasing opaque black tights. Do they know that black pantyhose is sexy? The gauge of the yarn is also in command of a slouch. These days, texture shouldn't be hard to find. If you want to raise a good man, sometimes you’ve got to give him the freedom to be an adorable girl. My mouth is open and I am singing. Nothing had to be corrected today as well and I got praised for being so good at it. Somehow both he and the tights survived the carnage. Last night, I made love to a star. His mother sold stockings in Manhattan. I have an unhealthy relationship with tights! He will get a job carrying an umbrella on a salt package. What the hell is a mallard? Just go to the lingerie department and buy what you want! I kissed the one who most needed kissing. Please, let’s focus on the dress. I saw a tree inside a tree. I hate feeling like a big sausage squirming around all day. And double layers of stockings/tights etc. Let’s say you want to dress up as a fish for Halloween. He's put each sentence through its purgatory. It made no difference, they were the same person. In every legend a monster has been more splendid. Who said the story had to be this story? My machine kept eating the edges. I'm obsessed with your tights, so cute!! Why didn't he just wear the tights himself and stroke his own leg? Before I knew what had happened, I was standing in front of that leg. I am a sucker for a beautiful pair of tights. A pair of very sheer pale hose would have increased her sophistication level by leaps and bounds.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
DECEMBER 2009
This skirt is really going to get around. The places cats won't go. Things I could never have imagined appeared every morning like tents. Tights are a nice way to finish off an outfit and add a touch of warmth. Place the balls in the tights, tie a piece of yarn tightly between each ball. If you are born to wear a skirt, you should better wear one. I can only imagine what one would feel like as soon as they laced themselves up in this. The librarians were grumpy. Is there something wrong with me for loving them? Warm legs equal happy ladies. You don’t want to mix too much wild with wild. My wife used these tights on an elk hunt. She becomes a stranger with sticks in her hair. Interesting trousers are equally valid. Fold them nicely in thirds and place in your drawer. The octopuses are coming! And the weird hierarchy of Hungarians who have been living in Romania forever. Those shoes look like weapons. I used to trim her topiary at least once a week. It doesn’t have to be a gown as long as you feel great in whatever you wear. Arms make good legs. Transparent pantyhose are the sexiest kind because they make your legs look perfect. The hat complaining to the rectangle about its lack of grammar. I couldn’t stop thinking about wearing my red ones and I am glad I did. As opposed to one showcasing my obsession with printed tights. Accordions grin at dismembered violin torsos. Your dress is helping you to be polite and wise simultaneously. Perhaps one of his newts had got tonsillitis or something. There are littles to kiss. Sheers drawn across the east window lay on her slim body like the shadow of a stocking. A mosquito dreaming in a cage for a bird.