Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
NOVEMBER 2008
He seemed to be looking for a horse. I seriously haven't gone out one night this year without seeing a girl wearing tights. Dress your legs in red and you'll be sure to stop traffic. From nowhere sheer black tights have emerged. When I buy tights, I am not doing something wrong or illegal. I prefer pantyhose myself, but you could wear stockings if you like. Her wings trouble the glass. This is where I keep my legs. Did she actually say she threw her pantyhose into the audience? Runs into room and changes into tights. We'd also suggest wearing navy tights with a black dress. Lose most of the rocks. And I know I've purchased more than a few pairs of tights. We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig. Instead, he settled on a monkey. I love hats. Far off through shadow I can see a woman. It's a dream with a blue knife. Miss America, running toward me in nothing but her pantyhose. It happens that a mother becomes parchment. They are those opaque things and I thought they would be ok with a short skirt and boots. Did they have teeth in Hungary? Oh my god, these are the tights of my dreams! This season it's all about the statement leg. The curl of her hair that her finger knows. I do not edit a magazine about shoes. I think you're assuming that lobsters talk to themselves. The song is old, barely a memory that persists and burns. I do not think it’s appropriate to wear them without a pair of tights. They truly do have a great relationship with their legwear.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
And air, who know when you're near. I was watching her legs when the miracle happened. But show me red or electric blue tights and I'm jumping for joy. It says it's hot in California. No real insulation in the old farmhouse. They make no apologies for being tights. And walnuts—and a crow, a whole bouquet. You can imagine yourself in a certain dress. I am shy but you can reach me. But where is the city and its electric tale? It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants! The Portuguese still know better than the English how to make cod palatable. Tights have reached a maddening frenzy! The pomegranate and orange on my desk are harder than stone. So she washed in five waters and went to their bed. The universe just kept throwing pantyhose at my face. How do you know she isn't a lighthouse? Pull your dress off and find the wind. True, he had an Irish contempt for correct spelling. Slip it over a little black dress and a thick pair of opaque tights. Winter in a skirt. I tried to imagine a world without hypothetical situations. An open boat: it's company, not coin, I want. Maybe you should keep a few pairs of (good) tights in your office drawer? I could get lost in that fog. Anything warm is warm. I think it's because of the tights. I'll draw a bigger square. And, of course, black tights, that are fashionable all year round. My tights match the colour of my lips. Can I just wear pantyhose on a nudist beach?

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
SEPTEMBER 2008
I've just found out what the little balls are. And she has on a short skirt and sheer black tights. Think opaque white and ivory embellished with paisley patterns. With each pump my head expands at an alarming rate. In winter I’m such a tart behind the guarding black of my tights. Everyone needs a good filing system. Or with dark tights (please, do). The badgers couldn't compensate at twice the price. Edgy details and girly silhouettes, the perfect dichotomy. The models are wearing TIGHTS. It should be darker and deeper. I'm always paranoid about wearing more delicate tights. The shape of missing forks makes me wonder. They act as great tights with dresses and skirts. They're digging in the wrong place. C is fine, but only if you're wearing tights. Quote is necessary each time to warn/bribe them! My warm, fine instrument, you undone. They have a similar look to fishnets, but of course more inconsistent and chaotic. We get all the girls to take their tights off. One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place. For the advices, go to you reach him? Cube expands in cross of cubes. Hearing our oars where their freed goatsteps sped. The lights on the ladies in tights. And the swarming helmeted deniers can't quite reach you. I am sure they are dressed as schoolgirls, and wearing tights. The sexy secretary is huge this season. Is a tiger made of symbols and of shadows. We'd rather be doing it in front of your back.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
AUGUST 2008
How to sneak up on a butterfly. I am obsessed with opaque tights and have been for years now. A delicious but sensible amount of genuine sparkle. You'll have cute bottoms, stay warm, and look quite adorable. I am wearing black tights with my mini dress and that's that. Are those my pantyhose you're wearing? Tights are a wonderful way to express your fashion sense and your sense of style. You planted cabbages to please me. Always have and always will love black tights! Anything that chops the leg into tiny visual chunks is terrifying. My entire day is filled up with womanly pursuits. The other is the bottom half of a squirrel. Can my willpower withstand the purchase of these tights? I am extremely excited by these new tights. How can I find a nurse in Yorkshire? I always feel more relaxed when I'm all dolled up and dressed in something nice. Definition swings in and out along a lip length. Many of my tights raise eyebrows. They all want to dress to match their hearts. Why do men wear tights? You're having flashbacks to white tights, a pleated plaid skirt. The river swallows thunder. One of whom is the most divine woman alive. I did find time to delve into a bag of tights. I pulled seven acorns out of my ribs. Tights is fairly easy to get. The dog is eating the shoe. And he lived long and meticulously. There's a reason for stories like this one, and she is the reason. Brian isn't on the doorbell. Match your tights to your dress for an elegant look.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
JULY 2008
A parenthesis of infinitesimal brevity. The boy has suspenders. Contemporary good looks, feline grace, terrific tranny, excellent ride quality. I thought that it was snowing. After that, please position the perfect fit for the gusset. These tights are really feminine and show a girlier side to you. Weeks follow each other like books. Then I tied shorter pieces of stocking at irregular intervals along my strands. One could swill Brian's tea. The ravens mock us we float by. Release us from the tyranny of the small! How much more exciting they would have been as tights, no? Before I took you home, I held you like that. This rock is really rain rolling under my eyelids, it's lightning. The horse screams a human voice. In making up a baryon, however, it often seemed necessary to violate this principle. It's brave to dress in drag. And nodding at the nostrums offered by the tongues of the unseen. I'll stick to my stockings and suspender belt. Lost in a cobalt padlock above Detroit. A number of my female colleagues have commented on the fact that I am wearing black tights. His disguise is in female clothes when wielding this. The only effective way to transition my love of dresses from season to season. He is, by any account, a remarkably handsome man. Make no mistake, I'm fond of my bungalow. Wear bright and patterned tights with confidence. The bones do not know each other. I am always lovely. Two men at the final moment of an age most glorious. At other times, sirens in a basket. Sometimes the horse comes out and I can't get past the cow.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
JUNE 2008
A shoulderful of hair blown by the wind. Your desire is nothing to me. I am like the queen of a rainy country. Ladies wear hose in church if nowhere else. I hope a boulder wears it now, that star. Many women will be leaving their skirts in their closets and just wearing tights. That makes me shiny. Where do I go for a good garter belt? She shakes her blossoms when my waters clear. Loving brainy sexual energetic redeemed. This will come to pass by an improvement of sensual enjoyment. My business attire is a pair of tights. After watching so many black tights, it's very nice to watch white ones. A man can't hide behind skirts forever. I grew up with women wearing pantyhose and I just think they look great in them. Printed by the weird sisters in the year of the big wind. The figures whitened in his mind unsolved. This dress could be the best thing that ever happened to her. Beauty: it curves: curves are beauty. This was no flounder factory. Thresholds are of the utmost importance. Ten years ago, I followed a lizard. We all love to wear pantyhose. When caressing a woman's breast. The moon has harlot moods. The sky keeps being blue. What is the parallax of the subsolar ecliptic of Aldebaran? Thick tights, layered over voluminous sleeves. At least he would be in safe hands and as warm as a toast on a trivet. Its democratic equality and constancy to its nature in seeking its own level.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
MAY 2008
My breath became the ghost of me. Allowing you to wear something like a short, voluminous dress with opaque tights. Sinuous bolts with skin like waves. Once dried, each onion is placed into a leg. Carve it in doves and pomegranates. You barely notice you have pantyhose on for 12 hours. You can tell, because it's not yellow and it doesn't move. Silky smooth stockings that accent legs in a graceful manner. The world was afraid of me because I was alone. (must be comfortable with nothing under the tights) A multitude of crows alighted on his house. Great for fans of beautiful girls in those black, tight stockings. Tomorrow the vast sea awaits us both. So I'm always in one pair of tights or another! And straight into her bedroom. The pet goat eats poison oak. Bright language as the bones resurface. A seahorse is the servant. Why don't you ask your shirt? Here is the sound that photographs make. Perhaps it would like some figs. I see the future every day. I love the enchanting look of tights. All day bumping against the sugary universe of all that is before and after. My girlfriend wants me to try on a pair of pantyhose. I want a thousand giraffes on my desk by tomorrow morning. The instant burned to life, then ash. I don't want my choice of legwear causing any traffic accidents! The tree was ranked a 7 and had a failure potential of 2. Navy or white tights may be worn during cold weather. This is for everyone as most of us wear tights.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
APRIL 2008
He might replace the old with the moon. One pair for dying and one pair for wearing white. This season's hottest accessories: black tights and pink shoes. The momentary faces and torsos. Knob lifts hand away from the mess. Even the stones beneath the fields lean this way. I love her red tights and then I remember that I own a pair. Closer now to a camel's neck. She faded below her cracking disguise. Our life is ordinary. I thought it was opaque and earlier. I've been obsessed with pantyhose and nylons for as long as I can remember. Not for use as pants. Inside the beating heart of the ritual. These are like the best pins every created! The morning with many tongues. And we lie together like two guitars. I still think he'd make a smashing pantyhose model. They'll be able to live their chocolate passion in a large scale. As near as you are dear to me will do. Slip some sexy fishnets over bright tights for a great, unique look. Gather the tights up instead of just pulling them on. Her heart has turned into a rose the only thing you can do. I firmly believe that little birds should run up and down my legs at all times. I wear black opaques almost every day. The sexiest way to show off those legs is with sleek pantyhose. Everywhere at once the sky was touchable. When do you most appreciate taking a shower? Monkey love pile on me. Your given days its chariot.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
MARCH 2008
My clock has fallen off the wall. I could be arguing in my spare time. Men have worn tights forever. The wind shall not blow my plaid away. This is an absolute oyster carnival. Robots are another old love. I wanted to tell the horse on the page. Why can't I walk by your side and hold your hand forever? This is the fire that will drown you. This was the advantage of our image as some kind of omniscient octopus. This is the day's betrayed conspiracy. What colour goes well with black tights? To avoid your eyelid from blinking. But the tights are soft, silky. I'd like it even better if it looked like fishnets. Be alert for magical lines that jump into your head. With beautiful shapes nature never designed. Wearing fishnets and cocktail dresses is neither dangerous nor illegal. It's time to get tights that go the distance. Everything is formless where the waves break into the sky. Attempting to land a chicken on a trampoline. This is not a pretty donkey. Nobody knows what armadillos dream about. I wish I could have stood there with you. My head is hot and stupid. I knew before I knew. Great idea, panty hose on your head. There's certainly nothing resembling a nostril. I love tights and I have just found some beautiful ones. I can make huge shadows on the ocean. Some black tights, and we're done!

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
FEBRUARY 2008
I'll hold your name in love so high. He's never felt like this about any woman before. Do you hang the tights by the feet or by the waist? This is a special way of being afraid. Please turn your shirt around. Your mother is an igloo. The biblical strategy for choosing a fetish model life partner. Sometimes you just need to get into the Zen of buying tights. And turn by breathing into flesh and blood. She had hoped that it might be a cube. Who gives me pennies? Who knows my name or where my skin was torn? A great way to update a traditional black dress and boots look is to add a bright pair of tights. And so she removes her shirt. Everything is tights! They call her name until her name sounds weird. I killed a large bat down in the crypt. My lips are dead without your kisses. Tights are everywhere, especially in the winter. Tghts are awesome and I wear them with tons of outfits. This face: I'd have moved toward it. We built an engine blue as fire. In London, they'll steal half sandwiches from you. I just flew off my bike and exploded for no reason. Its ancestor had once exposed the patron saint. I queried a willow: wisp, what will a power allow. Are there weevils in the glacier? I like the dress with tights idea best. This season, it's in bright bold tights.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
JANUARY 2008
I have grown fond of Tuesdays. Deep is your sleep in the starless dark. I recently went a little crazy and bought several pairs of patterned tights. My old lady is a goof at heart. Patterned tights show off long legs. We can't go on discussing pendulums in the street. Match your tights to your dress for an elegant look. Blind angels see no goats. I sit with my legs closed, a single woman edging a plaza in Mexico. How can I create a sophisticated look with white tights? There is no death in the sun. Do not fear the tights. Once, in India, I developed a hell of a passion for maps. As if somewhere inside that rubble it was alive. You can keep your legs warm under a skirt with just a pair of tights. I am an animal full of hunger. The ocean is only a memory. Look at the balance on these pigeons. The sea no longer hears itself. I am a little Hungarian girl! Nothing much changes in the glittering rooms of the heart. Stockings and garters are the ultimate in femininity. There is a nice choice of black tones. You simply fell off the edge of the world while most of us are given circles. In which body is anagram. You a bit longer, breathing here with me. The blouse was added later to cover her nudity. Everything in the language runs into everything else. I just got a pair of red tights, and it totally made my day. Now I want to go buy some tights. Add a turtleneck and thick tights underneath.

Posted 12:00 AM by Brian McCloskey
DECEMBER 2007
Is it wrong that I own more tights and stockings than pants? A milk bottle is almost exactly like a song. I've saved the descriptions of chicken sandwiches. But even the clay had turned away from her and had refused her love! I start with a big block of words. More people should wear cotton. Leave underpants in drawer because hunt actually concerns tights. They're roasting a pig in there now. Did it ever occur to you that she might be inconsolable? From your cold breast your rigid hand. Some basics for her seems to be black tights. I wonder how those tights would play in the suburbs? Disguised as her brain, a rococo lexicon. I have somehow summoned the moon. I don't know what ignited me. They're not clever and they're not furry. She rewards him with two thousand kisses. It's hard for me to remember a specific cake. A blue dress for intuition. Things go better with a team of penguin minions. A cool red rose and a pink cut pink. They're woven with metallics that can give a black dress all the shine it needs. Are the stars tiny, after all? She swooned, collapsed beside the upturned bucket, weeping like Jill. How much do you actually know about pantyhose? And a beautiful lady in pink tights flew high above our heads. I am Jill's nipple. We loved each other so much it was a pleasure to grow old. A cow looks nervously at its eye. I stretch out my arms like two streets. I am confident wearing short black dresses, striped tights.