Boy Laughs And Computer Burns

Friday, September 20, 2002

You have a barcode on the back of your head. Gosh, I wouldn’t mind going on a boat like that! My tongue gets loose when I have more than two. I just saw a motorcycle explode in that field. I was laying at home naked, playing with fireworks. Everybody knows I’m a porn queen. Forty-seven years old and good for nothing - except osteopathy. Your uncle is killing a pig. I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife. Every heart that takes a chance is broken. I need a brick. Eating sleeping breathing eating sleeping breathing. That’s lovely. Not baked beans but beans of chocolateness. No man is worth anchovies. I can’t change the laws of physics. Did you see my face? I might not remember having sex. You’re gonna look awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass. You get a lot of work if you’re a hippopotamus these days. You made the milk stop and wait for you. Something of interest in my drawers? I’m holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies. Driving with a load not properly tied down. How used is it? - Who used it? I touch no-one and no-one touches me. That man’s an insult to mittens everywhere. I was taking a pee between a psychiatrist and Adolf Hitler. There was a fish in the percolator.