by Brian McCloskey
Keep your eyes open for me next week. I’m more interesting than a wet pussy cat. Take me to bed or lose me forever. If you win, you win; if you lose, you still win. Nobody ever said life was fair. A happy medium is a happy. Love will find a way. I wear black on the outside ‘cause black is how I feel on the inside. You have to get up very early in the morning to beat a woman. Blindfold in a back room in Derry. Granulated happiness. Have you lost a hairpin? Some of them came up illegal. The Norwegians are leaving. You got my number. For that extra sparkle, buff with a dry cloth.