by Brian McCloskey
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition! American Football is not a game of snooker. Sorry to disappoint you. The gum that you like is going to come back into style. Dear Diary. Win Kylie Minogue’s necklace. A tantalising game of nerve and skill. For you my soul is thirsting, like a dry, weary land without water. Is it on the trolley? The spotlight is always on me. Nervous about meeting J. It cleans the bath as well. September 4: got with Todd. Blind Harry sings with Alice in Wonderland. I know it’s over. There is a strange lady between my legs. Can I borrow your table, chief?