by Brian McCloskey
I’ve run out of cheeks. God, I loved that glove. I have a catfish. And these are my real teeth. It is very hard to jump and spell at the same time. Skin is a gift. You hold him down and I’ll hit him with this chair. The trees were screaming for help. I love someone. One time I turned into a dog and they helped me. I wanted you to want me and you wanted me. Don’t make me shave your eyebrows again. Smoking preposterous cigars in Crouch End. I’m laughing at something that happened yesterday. All I want to do is to spend some time with you so I can hold you. What am I supposed to do with a goat? Mind if I just spit? The centre against the sea. They held it till they built a town. Dank basements flatter me. Ray needs a toilet. I’m glad this rice is here. My head is made of glass; my eyelashes hurt. My eyes are flame; my heart is flame. The snowman was going to kick my head in. Try a bag of wild squirrels. I am in my underwear drawer. Hitting your wife is not right. I’m even prettier than I thought. I’ve never had a chimney. It was another great year for the wizards.