Posted 9:09 AM by Brian McCloskey
JULY 1994
How would you like to kiss me? You were seen eating the muffins of your mistress. Crying his eyes out, minus his trousers. But the pig has a slight headache. Our camel was sick and had started to bubble. We’re very proud of you. I love those eyes of yours, my friend. A chisel hits a hard rock. You think you can come in here and put spoons anywhere you like. Jesus protects. I’ll be lucky if I come out of this without rheumatism. Nuts to your watches. You’re missing a great effect here. Now try coughing. Wound up with a midget. I’ll give you flowers and I’ll give you time. You still have your hat on. In a waistcoat trimmed with two silver haddock. I know a climax when I see one. Loving you makes the whole world change. I’m laying pipe in the back garden with Mandy. A young man went through it. Take me to the room where my angels twist. Is she supposed to be blue? No man could move his bowels in here. You look very nice. We burn in the women we adore. Nobody loves me, it’s true. Plumbers don’t have parents. Beauty lives within an I of J. Double suicide: his goat was with him.