by Brian McCloskey
Sweet Helen, I must woo you. Every year we get six wine goblets each from the Bee Gees. The milk survived intact. It’s more pesky than a gribble. The romance of Polynesia - right at poolside in a Seersucker Tank. You mean the world to me, I need you all the time. Is it possible to touch her, to hurt her? When I’m near girls I freeze and say stupid and boring things. The great longing of an unquiet heart is to possess constantly and consciously the loved one. I mean really, really beautiful. I guess I’ll just have to live on love. If you don’t want me, I’ll be sad. All one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of a loving heart. Where is the electric cat? I find great peace in their perfection. And he’s alone and he has no-one. Rob from the rich and give to the cheerleaders. The moon men came back and took my socks. And some cleaning products. A rogue leg with no hip constituency. Do you realise you just ended that proposition with a preposition? I haven’t the confidence so I sent her expensive roses. A few flowers for your kindness. I especially enjoyed the imaginary flowerbeds. He just couldn't get the egg open. Without equipment or basic surfaces. We are going to kill you. I will kiss you in four places. Forty cows down the toilet. I aimed at the floor, but it hit my nose.