by Brian McCloskey
H is for hat. There wasn’t a bra in the field. During a job interview. She has a strong heart: she wants to live. Jumping up and down in a very amusing way. There will be one romance and it shall last forever. I am a very shy, quiet person and it’s ruining my life. It turned out to be just an old egg in a tunnel. If I have to be in love with you then you have to be in love with me. I really do like your hair, honey. Just a kiss and a strong desire to see you again. I’m being reborn as a hoover. I think I’d feel better if I could kiss you. I’d just stay at home and play with my breasts all day. A mad elephant jumps gleefully up and down. Or a bap on the other side of a goldfish? You just keep unfolding like a flower. Love is all that I can give to you. I could get used to this. I’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it. I find your eyes deeply captivating. A really long sheep in the lounge. Love, the heart of the one containing an infinite source of life for the heart of the other. That doesn’t look like a towel. She smiled and stood close to me; she even touched me. It’s me you want, me - Mandy! They whisper to each other and then cry. What’s so good about Edinburgh? I felt all these feelings for someone who didn’t feel them back. I kiss only as a prelude to passion. You have an impossible nose.