by Brian McCloskey
Wake up your lower digestive tract. My wheelchair ordeal at the swimming pool. An owl in the bag troubles no man. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. A modicum of common sense. Facts are useless in emergencies. You can’t go wrong with money. We are born without eyesight and our mamma protects us. You’re not just good, you’re golden. For attention press the pig. I could be happy with you if you could be happy with me. Hello Mr. Groovy Trousers. Andrex loves Tarzan. A Tijuana gypsy stole my personal stereo. The night we painted Egypt red. Mary Bradley waits at home. Plummet the gibling. A thing they nail people to. I’ve got the purples. Speak to me, Elvis. Kiss your frogs goodbye. Trying to swallow a spacehopper. Thank heaven for Helen.