Posted 11:53 AM by Brian McCloskey
AUGUST 1992
How does this grab you? I lost the comb. Are you sure it isn’t time for a colourful metaphor? Just look at the size of these wind arrows. Get your silly face off that expression. I keep my undies in the icebox. You forgot your paddle. Hello, I’m fine. You’re not an egg any more. It’s nice to see a big field on British roads. Hats cannot be exchanged. The bad days must nd. My stomach - I don’t know where it is. You wouldn’t let me get a nose earring, but you’re gonna put a hole in my head. Two very experienced nodders. He hasn’t got his normal shoes with him. Is everybody okay? I was kind of hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport. You’ve been making love to a double dose of cyanide. Under my ample skirts are two very large cowboys. Hi! - Remember me? - Ugly Scarves! At no time have I cuddled a box. I was just about to do some enlargements. That’s a mighty handsome saddle you’ve got there. I was sleeping with my head in the fridge. Don’t call me a TV in my own home - you’re a TV! Why go out for milk when you got a cow at home? It wasn’t sex: it was a lot of things, but it wasn’t sex. Will you have sex with us in a bathtub? - It’s an experiment.