Boy Laughs And Computer Burns

Friday, September 20, 2002

APRIL 1992
We can see the world through the circus. I think you mean arse. This is a big smile. I had a date with destiny - I was stood up. That’s you, that is. How do tell your man that your pee turned blue? Thank you for smiling - that helped a great deal. A woman’s feet are very important. English spoken here. I know my nostrils. I may be a slimebucket, but believe me, I know what I’m talking about. Bartenders do it till they barf. Look into my little light. The green grass is growing all around. I’d love a bouncing pig. I am a rich haddock. Your window-sill hurts my ass. Is there a sexy lady in the vicinity of these lips? It has snowed in Rome. Pick up an axe and cut the devil’s throat. He ate my turkey and didn’t get sick. Getting my head sucked by an elephant. Who wants a girl with a big Alice? The cutting edge of Serbo-Croat technology. Three minutes of muffled pleasure. A very nice girl was in love with a very nice boy.